Quite possibly the most drunk I've ever been

This is a Saturday night birthday dinner after a very interesting 24 hours. The food here was very nice though, so that did make me feel better. I don't have any photos of that period, but at least I didn't lose my camera, losing my phone was bad enough. So, you remember that photo looking out of my window, there's a tube connecting my building to the next one? Someone decided that it would be a good idea to have a party in there. I'd already completed 3 exams by this stage, and had two more on Monday which I had mostly prepared for, so I figured I could afford a night out. It was great actually, we were expecting to get kicked out but we all brought beer, wine and champagne and got quite drunk before heading out to Wudaokou. I even brought my guitar, and got everyone singing along to 'Wonderwall' and 'I'm Yours'.

Then we went to a bar, had another drink or two, then went to a Korean club called Global, I doubt I will go back there just out of embarrassment. Someone knew this American guy who could get us in for free because he knew the owners or something, then for some reason he decided to get behind the bar and pour out two enormous mojitos, they would have had to be at least a litre each, and get two teams of three to drink them through straws in a boat race. Sirui took a few sips, then backed away, and my brain said "free alcohol? Don't mind if I do." So I stepped up to take his place, and proceeded to finish the whole thing practically by myself. The girl next to me, Lucy, was actually just pretending to drink. I remember turning to Sirui and saying "decent effort by me, huh?" Then apparently I went to the bathroom, threw up, then passed out on a couch for nearly 3 hours. Erik and Luigi, two other friends, had to literally carry me home. I have no idea what happened to my phone. The next day, I woke up at 2pm, and was still drunk. And not just a little; I was still properly drunk, and didn't sober up until 5 or 6. Went to this Japanese girl from my class's birthday dinner, and didn't stay out late. I'm still proud of that effort to drink that much, wouldn't like to do it again though.